It’s Saturday.
I went to see a friend last night and somehow “just one drink” turned into hours of talking about life, relationships, memories… all of it 🫠💬🍷 - so she let me stay over in her spare room.

Now it’s… something o’clock and I genuinely cannot be bothered to move.

The sun is shining through the window. This bed is warm. And I’ve decided today is officially a do-nothing day.

If you need me… I’ll be right here.
Recovering. Lazily. 😴✨

Anyone else staying horizontal today? 🤍

#LazySaturday
#WeekendMood
#StayInBed
#SlowMorning
#whatifalice ...

That moment you pop to Tesco for a quick shop… 🛒…and a song comes on that you just HAVE to sing to 🎶

And obviously dance to as well 💃😂

So there I am. Full car concert mode. Not a care in the world 🚗🎤

And then… that awful little moment when you realise you’ve been spotted 👀 - The hand over my mouth?
Pure “oh my god they’ve seen everything” energy 😳🤣

Ah well… it’s Friday. So let’s just say I’m getting ready for the weekend 🎉✨ So…If you walk past my car and I’m mid-performance, just clap and carry on 😌😂

#FridayVibes
#CarConcert
#WeekendMood
#WhatIfAlice
#TescoRun ...

Yes… I know.
It’s me on a beach again 😂

But can you blame me? I miss this so much it actually hurts a little.

If I could teleport back right now, I would.
So… who’s coming with me? 🌊☀️💋

#BeachMood
#HolidayVibes
#SunKissed
#WhatIfAlice
#takemeback ...

Well… I started off just trying to make bread.
Somewhere between kneading and getting flour absolutely everywhere… things got a little chaotic 😅🍞

I swear I was being good at the beginning.
But you know me… I get distracted easily.

Would you trust me in your kitchen? 👀💋

#WhatIfAlice
#KitchenTease
#ApronOnly
#MessyMoments
#flirtyfun ...

Hey everyone!
Yep… it’s that time again - Tushy Tuesday 🍑🥰

Thought I’d bring you along to the gym with me today. I do love a good workout 😏 So here I am riding hard and building up a sweat…

Hope you don’t mind the view from back there 👀

Have a great day! 💋

#TushyTuesday
#GymLife
#GluteDay
#CardioQueen
#whatifalice ...

Hi everyone… Happy Monday 🤍

Today I made a complete spectacle of myself 👓😅

I’ve always wondered what I’d look like in glasses, so I borrowed a pair and tried to act classy for five minutes.

(Last photo is the “no glasses” version for balance 😉)

Be honest… do they make me look smarter? 👀 🥰 #WhatIfAlice #MondayMood #GlassesLook #LifestyleCreato ...

Last night… but decided to make it a little extra.

Booked a hotel because Saturday night’s shenanigans were a bit further away than normal.
So, mirror selfies, a few silly faces, maybe testing the lighting a bit too much - but it had to be done… you know me 😅

Then heels on, hair down, and suddenly I’m under neon lights with a cocktail in my hand.

Let’s just say… I’m very glad I didn’t have to travel all the way home after that dancefloor 😌✨

#SaturdayEnergy
#HotelNight
#NeonNights
#AfterDarkVibes
#whatifalice ...

Saturday update: went to see a friend… ended up in a full relationship with Milo 🐶

He followed me everywhere, insisted on cuddles, constantly licked my face…
and at one point I’m honestly not quite sure what he was doing with my leg 🙈

I think he decided I was his human about 12 seconds after I walked in.

I came round for coffee - left with fur on my clothes and emotional attachment issues 🥰

#whatifalice
#puppylove
#weekendvibes
#goldenretrieverlife
#cutenessoverload ...

Friday plans: sat on the floor in my pyjamas, taking Jenga far too seriously… tongue out, shoulders tense, acting like I’m in a championship final 😅

And then it collapses and I pretend I meant to do that the whole time 🙈

Graceful? No.
Competitive? Absolutely.
Cute while losing? Obviously 🥰

#whatifalice #fridayvibes #cosynights #justforfun #jenga ...

Went for a calm Autumn walk…ended up feeding ducks, having a selfie with a leaf 🍁 and getting splashed by a fountain ⛲️ 🤣 - so a nice quiet walk in the park it was - nope, you know that’s not me, had to add a bit of daft in there somewhere 🥰 #autumnvibes #autumnwalk #whatifalice ...

Oops… wasn’t ready to be seen yet 🙈
Give me 5 minutes and I’ll look my best…
or should I stay like this? 🥰

#MorningVibes #GettingReady #CasualMoments #GRWM #whatifalice ...

Hey - Happy Tushy Tuesday 🍑🥰
Thought I’d bring a little holiday throwback today… just me in the pool, swimming around, also attempting a very questionable underwater handstand 😅
then doing absolutely nothing and finishing with a cocktail 🍹

and yes… providing a nice peachy Tushy Tuesday view along the way 🤭 Have a great day everyone 🥰

#tushytuesday #holidaythrowback #poolmood #sunnyvibes #whatifalice ...